Ask Madden

yo yo....last nite i was watching larry king with Tony Robbins as his guest...i must say, i found him to be so incredibly interesting...he is my new favorite person...he gives such great answers for everything...i think im going to actually read some of his books

yo yo....today was AWESOME! me jenny and heather went to the kennel club in ramsey and played with dogs for like 2 hrs....it was so cool...my favorite was the pen with an american bulldog, a golden retriever and a mastiff....the golden retreiver nipped very hard, made my finger bleed...he was a little fiest...when he had a clamp on my finger and woudlnt let go the bulldog came and got him off....he protects me...the mastiff was the biggest and strongest, but was most gentle...when u feel him he feels so solid, way different than my dog....then i held a pug and it was so darling...then we played with a little yellow lab that looked like simba...there was a little scotland terrier that sounded like a cow and had a tight grip in his jaw...the middle pen had a rotweiler and a black lab that cuddled and napped together the whole time...when i talked to the dogs i used names of peoples dogs who have dogs like them....like there was a shitzu, a daschund, a lab, an american bulldog, the scotland terrier...and i know people that have those types of dogs...this place is gonna be my new hang out...cuz the dogs are in pens so u can actually hold them and touch them...i'll end with a quote from my mom who frequents the place...
"see now you know why i go there.... if u wanna see a baby you go to a hospital...if you want to see a toddler you go to chuckie cheese....if i want to see a puppy i go there"

yo yo....ok i just saw the coolest music thing ever on conan. Issac hayes was there, and the max weinberg 7 (+james) played with issac's band...they did the shaft theme...and issac changed the lyrics to be about conan and instead of sayign "shaft" they said "conan"...it was magical

What up. In quite a change of pace, I took my Music Industry final, and this question actually appeared with this answer as a choice:

What should an artist look for as an important quality in a personal manager?

c. Someone who can learn how to fly fish, so they can take the artist on vacation

What up. That Econ final kicked my ass so hard, on the way home all I could think about were different ways of saying how painfully that test kicked my ass. For example:

That test could only have gone worse if a T.A. came and hit me in the face with a shovel, and graded my drool stained answer sheet.

yo yo....through my perusal of the internet i found this interesting article from mens health magazine about 10 things a fit man should be able to do
•bench press 1.5 times his weight
•run a mile and a half in 10 minutes
•touch the rim of a basketball hoop
•leg press 2.25 times his weight
•swim 700 yds in 12 minutes
•do 40 push ups
•your waist to hip ratio(dumb one)
•run 300 yds in less than a minute
•touch your toes
•throw a basketball 75 ft from ur knees

What up.

Pencil pencil on the page
my grades make me detest my age
my age requests I take some tests
to see who in my class is best
and if I fail to match the rest
I fall to cardiac arrest

I'm so tired of studing. I can't wait until tests are OVER.

What up. Two finals to go and we're down for the count baby. Hopefully econ doesn't rip out my spleen, cause its threatning to kill me and my family. Christmas time is almost here, and that means not doing shit for a month, and boy I can't wait for a complete and serene lack of responsibility. Speaking of nonexistent things, lets make a list of the things (and people) that have just completely disappeared from life:
1). My batman action figures. Where'd that shit go?
2). Mike Melita, and for that matter, our entire band minus matt. Where is everyone? Well we know where Anthony is....
3). New episodes of the Soprano's. wtf HBO, I need some cursing and killing, greaseball style
4). Casual spending on food
5). Thiells playground, needs a visit
6). Sports

So as you can see, many things have changed in life. But hell, I'm still hungry. So see you later.

yo yo....this might sound weird, but ive been thinking about lately how for me voice can be a turn on. i like when girls have cute voices, and that doesn't neccesarily mean sounding like an infant, just, idk, appealing? does anyone agree?

yo yo....this made me laugh soooo much

meagan ryan : we had 2 hamsters...then they had like 9 babies...then they ate them all...then one jsut disspeared....so we went from 11 to 1

What up. Shit son, college is going well. I mean grades and school and work is never easy, and finals and papers loom like impending death, but the other aspects are fun and games and I dig it. I'm a big part of the music community, two ensembles worth of concerts has really made me happy. Nothing is as good as performing, making music, being appreciated. Good shit. And of course, the reward for the hard work is a month of sleeping late and relaxing, spending quality time with the home crew, Al, Matty K, and of course the OG. I wish I wasn't so sick right now, but thats ok cause I've got plenty of reasons to be feeling good despite my ear ache and cough. So one last push of work and I'm home free bitches! PS I commandeered the dining hall for Friday night, and I own the place to throw an orchestra party. Pretty cool I think. Well I must nap, for that is an imperative part of my life these days. So keep it real out there. Also, sledding with Adam and Matty K!! Can't wait yo, hope it snows like nobodies business during break. And can some saavy high schooler tell me when Alumni day is? Cool. Ok, if you'd like to clap your hands to the beat, feel free. Clap clap clap.

yo yo....at the end of class today our teacher regailed us with stories abotu when he was a repo man and it sounds sooo fun....you are essentially a a legal car theif that works for a bank....you can even break into garages, and once u get into the car ur legal....although its a dangerous job, like when ur stealing a car witha bbq of policeman in the backyard (happend to my teacher)

yo yo....so i officially have not left my house since going to the gym friday, and have worn the same pajama pants and same grey sweatshirt. I feel like the guy elaine was dating that discovered he was going bald.

yo yo....here lies a conversation i had with mark regarding his role in kevin's playing of shooting games

Sportsn2 (7:37:37 PM): I'm weird with them too, i just watch kevin play them
Sportsn2 (7:41:06 PM): i have a lawn chair i break out and watch him play
Sportsn2 (7:41:13 PM): and point at bad guys and tell him where they are
Sportsn2 (7:41:26 PM): i have better eye sight then him

yo yo.....now, i am not looking forward to winter....i liek brisk weather where i can wear pants or shorts, long or short sleeve shirt, and i like to be able to play outisde.....the only thing about winter i am looking forward to is hardcore sleigh riding with jofi and matty k at theills!

yo yo....man, i love legal loopholes at the end of comedies that prevent the sale of companies and stuff like that

yo yo....my brain feels like its congested in the front region...after discussing this with mark and he complained of similar symptoms we realized we both had brain tumors....his affects more of his brain but mine is larger, cuz my head is

also, i would like nothing more than to be a cast memebr of ER. i'm considerign camping out the studio until they find a role for me. i'm thinkin maybe the new janitor? im sure some clever jew writer can fit me into every episode. or maybe a new med student? or the new jerry/frank. maybe even work me into a love affair with sam.

yo yo....i read a really interesting article in a psychology magazine yesterday....it talked about humor and its attraction for men and women....it said that although humor ranks in top 5 for both sexes on things they look for in opposite sex it has different meanings with each of them....its study found that women prefer men who will make a joke, and men prefer women who receive a joke well and will laugh...it said that men find funny women to be intimidating....also it talked about men and women's type of humor....it said that men tend to make degrading jokes toward other guys in the presence of women and women, i forget wat kind of jokes it said they made but it prolly hastsa do with rose petals